Dumbai

That's the plural of dumbass.
When dividing power in Europe, you should give it to the countries that have never tried to take over other countries.
Good Countries:
Norway
Sweden
Finland
Poland
Iceland
Switzerland
Belgium
Netherlands
Bad Countries:
Britian
France
Germany
Russia
Italy

The problem is that the bad countries are usually the ones making the big decisions in peace talks, so they give themseleves power. Dumbai.